diff --git a/system/client-functions/AllCards.3SE0.patch.s b/system/client-functions/AllCards.3SE0.patch.s
index 57c4cf46..a6e56a1d 100644
--- a/system/client-functions/AllCards.3SE0.patch.s
+++ b/system/client-functions/AllCards.3SE0.patch.s
@@ -14,8 +14,6 @@ reloc0:
   .offsetof start
 
 start:
-  .include Episode3USAOnly
-
   stwu   [r1 - 0x20], r1
   mflr   r0
   stw    [r1 + 0x24], r0
diff --git a/system/client-functions/Editors.3SE0.patch.s b/system/client-functions/Editors.3SE0.patch.s
index ad9eac8d..9806cb57 100644
--- a/system/client-functions/Editors.3SE0.patch.s
+++ b/system/client-functions/Editors.3SE0.patch.s
@@ -21,8 +21,6 @@ reloc0:
   .offsetof start
 
 start:
-  .include Episode3USAOnly
-
   stwu   [r1 - 0x20], r1
   mflr   r0
   stw    [r1 + 0x24], r0
diff --git a/system/client-functions/VIPCard.3SE0.patch.s b/system/client-functions/VIPCard.3SE0.patch.s
index 9b81cab0..96263984 100644
--- a/system/client-functions/VIPCard.3SE0.patch.s
+++ b/system/client-functions/VIPCard.3SE0.patch.s
@@ -1,5 +1,3 @@
-# This patch gives you a VIP card in PSO Episode 3 USA.
-
 # This patch is only for PSO Episode 3 USA, which means it requires the
 # EnableEpisode3SendFunctionCall option to be enabled in config.json. If that
 # option is disabled, the Patches menu won't appear for the client. If this
@@ -13,8 +11,6 @@ reloc0:
   .offsetof start
 
 start:
-  .include Episode3USAOnly
-
   # Call seq_var_set(7000) - this gives the local player a VIP card
   li     r3, 7000
   lis    r0, 0x8010
diff --git a/system/client-functions/VIPCard.3SJ0.patch.s b/system/client-functions/VIPCard.3SJ0.patch.s
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..f289a2dd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/system/client-functions/VIPCard.3SJ0.patch.s
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+.meta name="Get VIP card"
+.meta description="Gives you a VIP card"
+
+entry_ptr:
+reloc0:
+  .offsetof start
+
+start:
+  # Call seq_var_set(7000) - this gives the local player a VIP card
+  li     r3, 7000
+  lis    r0, 0x8010
+  ori    r0, r0, 0xBED8
+  mtctr  r0
+  bctr
diff --git a/system/client-functions/VIPCard.3SJT.patch.s b/system/client-functions/VIPCard.3SJT.patch.s
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..01f42232
--- /dev/null
+++ b/system/client-functions/VIPCard.3SJT.patch.s
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+.meta name="Get VIP card"
+.meta description="Gives you a VIP card"
+
+entry_ptr:
+reloc0:
+  .offsetof start
+
+start:
+  # Call seq_var_set(7000) - this gives the local player a VIP card
+  li     r3, 7000
+  lis    r0, 0x8010
+  ori    r0, r0, 0xF410
+  mtctr  r0
+  bctr
diff --git a/system/client-functions/VIPCard.3SP0.patch.s b/system/client-functions/VIPCard.3SP0.patch.s
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..33c0d159
--- /dev/null
+++ b/system/client-functions/VIPCard.3SP0.patch.s
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+# This patch can't be used currently because the EU version of Episode 3 doesn't
+# natively support B2, and there is no buffer-overflow exploit (yet) to address
+# this.
+
+.meta name="Get VIP card"
+.meta description="Gives you a VIP card"
+
+entry_ptr:
+reloc0:
+  .offsetof start
+
+start:
+  # Call seq_var_set(7000) - this gives the local player a VIP card
+  li     r3, 7000
+  lis    r0, 0x8010
+  ori    r0, r0, 0xC1A4
+  mtctr  r0
+  bctr